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March 10, 2011

Happy 71st Chuck!

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity -- Twice.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris knows where Carmen San diego is.


When Chuck norris donates blood he declines the syringe and instead asks for a hand gun and a bucket.


The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.


When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes into Nebraska.


Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too.

Happy Birthday Chuck!

1 comment:

J-Bird said...

Yes! The popcorn is a new one on me and I love it!